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Started by 2LV8ETR, Dec 11 2009 01:21 PM

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#341
NA_Goodness

Posted 11 February 2011 - 06:14 PM

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I can see Allen as a florist...

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#342
Char

Posted 11 February 2011 - 08:35 PM

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i can see allen as a florist in the corner balling his eyes out "all day long i have to send roses out but no one ever sends me roses"

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#343
Mally

Posted 13 February 2011 - 08:04 PM

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Someone let our dog out last night. Found her this morning, she was hit by a car and sitting under a bush. Lots of people came to help wich was awesome. The vet said that it could cost a max of 2.5 thousand. So if me and suz arnt on any cruises any time soon. You know why

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#344
2LV8ETR

Posted 13 February 2011 - 08:17 PM

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Bike(s):Hyosung GT250-R, My wife...

Bummer dude.

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#345
Mally

Posted 13 February 2011 - 08:23 PM

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The asses pjt a glass bottle in our wheely bin. Its now with the police. So if there identified. They will pay for all damages

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#346
Char

Posted 13 February 2011 - 10:46 PM

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wtf dude, not good. my old dog was poisoned found her with a blue tounge.
hrmmm allens dog always has a blue tongue.. maybe you've been feeding him tiny pieces of chocolate since he was a pup to build up his immunity?

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#347
Ten Four

Posted 14 February 2011 - 12:07 AM

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Fuck, thats fucking shit Malcolm

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#348
NA_Goodness

Posted 14 February 2011 - 12:12 AM

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Shit Mally! Hope its ok

My dog was attacked late last year, so I kinda know the feeling. Although I wasnt told until after her operation so it wasnt so bad.
Hope they catch the guys who did it.

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#349
Mally

Posted 14 February 2011 - 06:46 AM

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Cheers guys. all i want to do is skip work and go visit her

i keep seeing her around the house. (she is white and a piece of clothing on the bed kinda looks like her).

Or i will walk past her water ball and go to fill it up......

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#350
Socrates

Posted 16 February 2011 - 12:43 PM

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anyone going to the drags tonight?
Edit: Not going anymore

also. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSSS

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#351
1via

Posted 16 February 2011 - 04:31 PM

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Hahaha thanks Socs

Ten Four to Socrates: (26 December 2010 - 11:09 PM)
my hair contains no gel or wax. purely how I wake up.
yours on the other hand, is curly like pubes, EVERYWHERE

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#352
Nak

Posted 27 March 2011 - 10:50 PM

Renee: "Is That Bad?!" lol

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LOL thank for the feed on friday brett & Maz

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#353
Hank Scorpio

Posted 27 March 2011 - 11:17 PM

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I am listening to Chumbawumba, this makes me 1998 cool

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#354
Hank Scorpio

Posted 04 April 2011 - 10:26 PM

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Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my head!

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#355
Hank Scorpio

Posted 23 September 2011 - 12:01 PM

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I fk'n love Nando's Perrinaise. LOVE IT!!!

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#356
REAPER

Posted 23 September 2011 - 07:38 PM

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hahahhahaha random

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep. This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought. Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend !!!! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me. The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. I drink to forget I drink. Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. The whole world is about three drinks behind. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.