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275-Pound Woman Says Hospital Told Her to Use Zoo MRI

Started by 2LV8ETR, Apr 07 2010 11:34 PM

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Posted 07 April 2010 - 11:34 PM

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

This woman is not only too fat, but also too stupid.

This thing developed a spinal tumor, for which she needed an MRI. Normal MRI machines could not accommodate either her weight or her girth. Whose fault is this? Why, the MRI manufacturer's of course. Couldn't possibly be Ms. Ragan's inability to cease shoving calories in her food hole.

Money quote from the delightful Ms. Ragan: "They should have machines that fit most everybody." Uh, honey? They do have MRIs that fit most everyone. What you fail to realize is that at 5 feet, 275, you're not "most everyone" you're an outlier on the human pudginess scale (BMI of 53.7, where BMI 30 is obese).

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Posted 07 April 2010 - 11:43 PM

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Are they sure shes human and not all animal... Thats bullshit. Can you just imagine it getn the MRI done :puke:

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Posted 07 April 2010 - 11:49 PM

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They'd have to use a circus tent to cover it up.

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Posted 08 April 2010 - 07:56 AM

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“So he suggested the Kansas City Zoo,” Ragan said. “I thought, I know I’m big, but I’m not as big as an elephant. And my husband got mad.”


Not an elephant, maybe only a Rhino?
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 11:10 AM

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moral of her story stop fucking eating!
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