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My boss at work loves opera and classical music. I don't.
There's nothing worse than listening to some fat skank, warbling on like a dying rhino with a tree log up its arse. I fucking hate it, and it does my head in.
So I hatched a plan while he was out one day, and here's what you do to overcome the dilemma, and get a bit of peace back into your life.

The offending radio:

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Take a bit of normal electrical wire and strip off the plastic insulation.

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Fold the wire into half, then half again. Locate the headphone jack and force the wire into the socket.

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Stuff the wire down until you hear the music stop.

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After returning from his outing he'll ask you what happened to the radio....

Me: "I dunno, it just stopped, maybe there's a power cut at the station or something."

Boss fiddles with radio.

Boss: "There's power to it."

Boss fiddles with tuning knob.

Me: " That's wierd, there's power to it but no volume."

Boss fiddles with every other switch and knob.

Boss kicks radio.

Boss unplugs radio and casts aside on unused desk.

Me: "Wierd."

The outcast and offending piece of electronic equipment.

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The ulimate result!

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STFU homo.
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'some fat skank, warbling on like a dying rhino with a tree log up its arse.'

LOL.
Too much power is just enough..

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will buy radio for $2

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STFU homo.
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